The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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