The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
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