Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.