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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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