Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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