The best Chuck Norris jokes

Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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