Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.