The best Chuck Norris jokes

Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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