If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!