The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
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