Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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