Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.