Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.