The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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