If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.