The best Chuck Norris jokes

Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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