If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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