Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.