Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.