The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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