Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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