Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.