Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!