The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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