Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.