The best Chuck Norris jokes

Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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