Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.