The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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