The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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