Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.