If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...