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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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