The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.