Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.