The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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