Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.