When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.