The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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