Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.