Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe