The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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