The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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