Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.