Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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