The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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