Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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