Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.