The best Chuck Norris jokes

Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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