The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 41.62 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
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