Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!