The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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