Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.