There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris