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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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