The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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