Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.