AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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