Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.