The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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