Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!