The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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