Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!