The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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