When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.