Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.