The best Chuck Norris jokes

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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