The best Chuck Norris jokes

People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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