People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.