The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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