Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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