Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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