The best Chuck Norris jokes

E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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