The best Chuck Norris jokes

Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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