The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
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