Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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