They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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