The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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