Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.