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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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