Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!