The best Chuck Norris jokes

PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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