The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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