The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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has 71.86 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 71.80 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 71.36 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 71.09 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 71.07 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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