Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.