The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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