The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, Chuck Norris
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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