The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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