Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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