Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games. 
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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