The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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