The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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