The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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