The best Chuck Norris jokes

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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