Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."