The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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