The best Chuck Norris jokes

Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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