Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.