The best Chuck Norris jokes

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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