The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.