Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"