The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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