In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.