Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.