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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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