Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris