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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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