Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.