The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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