When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!