Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.