Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."