The best Chuck Norris jokes

Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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