The best Chuck Norris jokes

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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has 62.36 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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