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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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