In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.