A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.