When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.