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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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